Hey pineapple, if you're on this page, it means you want to help make Chicago a gayer place. We're gauging interest in possible and probable takeovers around our lovely city, and we've posed three for your approval. We're ready to hit the ignition and blast off, given you think the events will be a blast. Like, the sky is litcherally the limit. We'll go as far as climb the Sears Tower (or whatever it's called these days) and shout at it to make more rainbows if y'all want to.